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NATIONAL SOCIETY OF NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS says
   1st Place - Robert Simpson - The Polk County Pulse        

for his bizarre and unsettling dispatches from a mythical town
called “Hogspore.” Hogspore is exactly like Lake Wobegon if
Lake Wobegon were much further south and featured a
menagerie of tragicomic blue-collar characters like Morton
Trubletoof, who is “so stupid he could cross-thread a nail” and
has yet to divine why his mail order sand spur business fails to
prosper.    June 2008
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