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CLET LITTER
HOGSPORE  
CITIZEN

LEISURE TIME
EXPERT

FISHING GUIDE

ALL YOU CAN EAT
BUFFET
PERFORMANCE
ARTIST

NATIONAL SOCIETY OF NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS
1st Place Humor - Robert Simpson - Polk County Pulse        

for his bizarre and unsettling dispatches from a mythical town
called “Hogspore.” Hogspore is exactly like Lake Wobegon if
Lake Wobegon were much further south and featured a
menagerie of tragicomic blue-collar characters like Morton
Trubletoof, who is “so stupid he could cross-thread a nail”
and has yet to divine why his mail order sand spur business
fails to prosper. June 2008
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Dear.

The Somewhat Funniest Newspaper Column
in Rural USA
Hogspore News
published weekly in the Columbus News-Report in Columbus, Kansas
and
the Dardanelle Post Dispatch in Dardanelle, Arkansas
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