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04-20-2020
New Computer
Apparently
Still Requires
Electricity
04-27-2020
Vet Plans
to
Handle
Exams
by Phone
05-11-2020
H
ik
e
d over to
moms for
Mother's Day
05-18-2020
Pretend
Dining
A
t A
Fine Hogspore
Restaurant
05-26-2020
Spent
Memorial
Day
Remembering
2019
Ho
g
spore
Columns
03-30-2020
News from
Hogspore
04-06-2020
News from
Hogspore
05-04-2020
Punkin
Chuckling,
Sharpening
Knives
06-01-2020
Bean Bubble
Breeze Can Beat
The Heat
06-08-2020
If, When, Why
I Mess Up
06-15-2020
Widow Fe
n
ster
Writes Childrens
Books
06-22-2020
Crowds More Than
Town Could
Handle
During
Doughnut
Week
06-29-2020
Delivering
Birthday
Cake
with Social
Distancing
07-07-2020
Summer Heat
Reminds Me
of
Granny Baking
Cookies
07-13-2020
Think Tank
Ideas on
De-Veining
Shrimp
07-20-2020
Elmer Jenkins
Passing is
Godsend
07-27-2020
It’s So Hot,
Taking
Reservations at
Sumner’s Pond
08-03-2020
Neither Rain,
Nor Sleet, Nor
Dark of Night
08-10-2020
Bertram Goes
to Washington
08-17-2020
Local Legend
at
All-You-
Can-Eat
Barbeque Places
08-24-2020
Satellite Dish
Made From
Revenuer
Damaged Still
08-31-2020
Mumford Thinks
He’s In Love
Again
09-08-2020
Celebrating
Hollerday With
Mumford
's
Brew
09-14-2020
Funeral Home
'
s
Advertising Goes
Too Far
09-21-2020
Old Man Grimely
Is Gonna Be A
Father
09-28-2020
Busy Time
For Town
Photographer
10-05-2020
Oh The Smell
o
f Corn Dogs In
The Vehicle
10-13-2020
Grade Point
Average Starts
with a Decimal
10-19-2020
Learning
contractions
with help
of ruler
10-26-2020
Truth in
Marriage
Proposals,
Wedding Vows
11-02-2020
Don’t feed your
dog bean, then
take him on a
road trip
11-09-2020
Truth in
Marriage
Proposals,
Wedding Vows
11-1
6
-2020
Backsliders
gearing up
for
Turkey Da
y
11-23-2020
Diner Offers
‘Older Than
the Hills
Special’