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01-06-2020
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03-16-2020
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03-23-2020
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04-13-2020
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04-20-2020
New Computer
Apparently
Still Requires
Electricity

04-27-2020
Vet Plans
to Handle
Exams
by Phone

05-11-2020
H ik e d over to
moms for
Mother's Day

05-18-2020
Pretend
Dining A t A
Fine Hogspore
Restaurant

05-26-2020
Spent
Memorial Day
Remembering

2019
Ho g spore
Columns

03-30-2020
News from
Hogspore

04-06-2020
News from
Hogspore

05-04-2020
Punkin
Chuckling,
Sharpening
Knives

06-01-2020
Bean Bubble
Breeze Can Beat
The Heat

06-08-2020
If, When,
Why
I Mess Up

06-15-2020
Widow Fen ster
Writes Childrens
Books

06-22-2020
Crowds More Than
Town Could
Handle During
Doughnut Week

06-29-2020
Delivering
Birthday
Cake with Social
Distancing

07-07-2020
Summer Heat
Reminds Me of
Granny Baking
Cookies

07-13-2020
Think Tank
Ideas on
De-Veining
Shrimp

07-20-2020
Elmer Jenkins
Passing is
Godsend

07-27-2020
It’s So Hot,
Taking
Reservations
at Sumner’s Pond

08-03-2020
Neither Rain,
Nor Sleet, Nor
Dark of Night

08-10-2020
Bertram Goes
to Washington

08-17-2020
Local Legend
at All-You-
Can-Eat
Barbeque Places

08-24-2020
Satellite Dish
Made From
Revenuer
Damaged Still

08-31-2020
Mumford Thinks
He’s In Love
Again

09-08-2020
Celebrating
Hollerday With
Mumford's Brew

09-14-2020
Funeral Home's
Advertising Goes
Too Far

09-21-2020
Old Man Grimely
Is Gonna Be A
Father

09-28-2020
Busy Time
For Town
Photographer

10-05-2020
Oh The Smell
o f Corn Dogs In
The Vehicle

10-13-2020
Grade Point
Average Starts
with a Decimal

10-19-2020
Learning
contractions
with help
of ruler

10-26-2020
Truth in
Marriage
Proposals,
Wedding Vows

11-02-2020
Don’t feed your
dog bean, then
take him on a
road trip

11-09-2020
Truth in
Marriage
Proposals,
Wedding Vows

11-16 -2020
Backsliders
gearing up
for
Turkey Day

11-23-2020 Diner
Offers ‘Older
Than the
Hills Special’

11-30-2020
Got Through
Thanksgiving
Like A
Twister
In Arkansas

12-07-2020
It's Beginning
to Look a lot
like Christmas

12-14-2020
An Evening
in Front
of the Fire

12-21-2020
Grimely
Diagnosed with
Rotator
Cuff Sprain

12-28-2020
Thankful For No
‘As Seen On TV’
Gifts for
Christmas

01-04-2021
Ending
The Year 2020,
Whatever
It Was

01-11-2021
Overachievers
Compete
In Spelling Bee

01-19-2021
Pie Week
starts
January 29

01-25-2021
Pie Week
in
Hogspore
next Friday

02-01-2021
Groundhog
will
wear
facemask

02-02-2021
Don’t mess
up
Valentine’s Day

02-16-2021
Punkin’s
pappy relates
adventure

02-22-2021
Same plumber,
just
name change