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Clet Litter as told to Bob Simpson
Dizzy spell during 'Punkin agreeing' I was right
Here’s some TV news: It looks like we’re in for six more weeks of All in the Family reruns cause Sally
Struthers saw her shadow on Groundhog Day.
Nutrisystem keeps running the same ad: “This is Marie Osmond and I lost 50 pounds on Nutrisystem.
Now I’m a trim Presbyterian.”
I had a scary episode the other day. I got all red-faced, hot, and dizzy. I had to sit down and then
I lay down for a few minutes. I figured it weren’t serious, just a reaction to what Punkin said. She said,
“Clet, I think you’re right.”
I heard tell about a dog team up in Alaska that started acting crazy. Turns out, they got into a patch of
strange mushrooms. The dogsled driver yelled “Mush” and the dogs starting eating the mushrooms. The
driver figured it out since all the dogs was howlucinating.
Tony, the barber, is tying the knot. No, it’s not a vasectomy. He’s marrying his new barber that’s been
working there for about six months. I’m pulling your strings a little. The barber is a gal and is really
a better barber than Tony and much better looking.
Tony said, “I knew right away, but she didn’t fall in love with me till after she did my taxes for last
year. We ain’t set the date yet but we’ll probably get married in the barbershop. Things are moving along
at a pretty fast clip.”
For their three-week honeymoon, the two barbers will be staying in Spain in Seville.
Mumford Pickens said, “I’m a little suspicious of some of the supermodels today. They have a
24-inch waist and Dolly Parton’s chest.
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